A renowned heart surgeon dies. The funeral was lavish, with the coffin placed in front of a mammoth heart replica. As the minister finished with the eulogy, there was barely a dry eye in the room.
At the end of the service, the heart opened and the coffin slowly rolled inside. At that moment one of the mourners was having serious difficulty stifling the giggles. The guy next to him, a good friend of the deceased asked, "Why are you laughing?"
"I don't mean any disrespect. I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist!"
